euphimism 101: 1

another way of declaring that you're soooo 'nice and sweet' without coming across as smug:

"if i eat curry I'll be growing breasts and a pussy"

One day in the __th Age of the Sun

Thus Elentari the Lady of the Heavens, Queen of the Stars whispered to his ear, “should I bequeath upon you one day, in this age of the Sun, to go forth, beyond Belegaer the Western Sea, to the east, to the shores of the Mortal Lands, how should you spend it?”

So he, whose eyes kindled with light from the Stars, and whose walk is illuminated like the glow of the Moon, answered, “I, of a race whose happiness is greatest and sorrow is deepest have fled to the Undying Lands bearing a wound I thought could heal under the light of the Valar, but in vain.

Thus the ship of Cirdan I shall embark, and seek in the Mortal Lands, one from the line of the great Kings of the North, one whose brow the Yellow Face shines ever upon, for the hands of those spawned from Kings of old are the hands of a healer.”

There is no thousand-year ache a day couldn’t heal.

i hate to break the news my babies, but....

i am soooo going to die.

but i don't know when.










but so do you.

and neither do you.

don't we all?

cameron diaz is marrying justin timberlake

it is so fucking cold in Cameron Highlands the food takes forever to cook.