Thursday, March 17, 2005

on physical appearance, love and stuff

(i)
whoever came up with the dictum opposites attract must be virtous to self esteem challenged people

observe:
#1 if you think your partner is ugly,
bear in mind that you should be fucking gorgeous

#2 if you think YOU are ugly,
you'd still be able to sleep well knowing that you'll get a fucking gorgeous partner

so either way, you're advantageous
(so it applies> if you'd like a model girlfriend/boyfriend, just hope that you're fucking ugly)

(ii)
would Einstein be taken seriously if he looked like Brad Pitt?

(iii)
How can one person who is loathed by everybody has a partner who thinks he's everything? like, what do you see in her, gal? like, seriously.

which brings the question, which is better:

to be liked by everybody but loved by none
or to be disliked by everybody but loved, adored, put on a pedestal by one. (it takes only one, in the whole wide world)

iv)
If you like people paying you compliments that goes something like "Hey, you look like Brad Pitt" or Julia Roberts or Leonardo Dicaprio or whatever,

boy, you sure hate yourself don't you?

v)
have you ever dreamed,

If you have mixed Brazilian blood, and also have a bit of Caucasian and perhaps some of Persian ancestry, obviously you should be fucking gorgeous
but

If you have mixed Brazilian blood, and also have a bit of Caucasian and perhaps some of Persian ancestry, but still end up ugly, boy, that is fucking pathetic man. membazir!

moral of the story:
be grateful for whatever you have. at the very least you have a face.




p/s hey guys!! sorry i didn't update like since forever! (been figuring out my life lately) hope u enjoy this one. and oh, monochrome people and the remnants of my kin enam tahun good luck you guys!

3 Comments:

Blogger Lin Abdul Rahman said...

So I guess Mrs.Eintein musta been one helluva babe then...if this theory proves true.

8:52 am  
Blogger worknation said...

shaz, that depends on what you want to believe. hehe

otherwise committed,
is that last one meant for me?

nyonya,
hope all will be well. again and again. all the best!

3:22 pm  
Blogger awan said...

she,

u rasa u chanteks tak?

5:12 pm  

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